Legal · v2026-10-02

Privacy Policy

Last updated October 2, 2026 · Applies to portal.ermais.com, ermais.com, and emails we send.

The short version

  • We collect what we need to run a joke-email service safely: your name, email, and technical data like IP address, approximate location, and device.
  • If someone sent you a kulam, we have your email (and any nickname and reason they typed) only to deliver it and honor your unsubscribe. We never market to you.
  • We don’t sell personal data, run ads, or use third-party analytics trackers.
  • Data goes only to providers that help us run the Service: Brevo (email), Cloudflare (security), our host, and an IP-lookup service.
  • Request account deletion anytime; an admin reviews it (usually within 7 days), then we anonymize it immediately. Logs are trimmed on a fixed schedule.
  • You have rights under the Philippine Data Privacy Act of 2012 — email us to use them.

This summary is for convenience; the full text below is what applies.

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